I am me.

jimdoesntcarrey:

salacl:

jimdoesntcarrey:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

i do

what happened to this show!!!???

it was… replaced

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

citgo:

theamericanidiot:

at least fuckerberg didn’t buy us. 

can you imagine facebook owning tumblr?

facebook.

oh all of the facebookians migrating into our green pastures. 

just imagine.

be thankful now that we got yahoo. be very thankful.

fuck those facebookians forreal broe

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant